Velosorapture
While "rapture" end-time expectations definitely don't ring my theological bells, suspend your disbelief for a moment, because we have it from the experts:
The current chance of rapture is: 71.5%
(P.S. One nice touch is that the experts making these calculations have also generated a "rapture index", which, according to their own theologically astute words, is in a "fasten your seat belts" state-of-alert at the moment.)
posted by Chris Tilling @ 1:30 PM
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I'm afraid of heights, so I sure hope I get "left behind"....
Want some laughs? Okay. While Googling type in "Thomas Ice (Bloopers)," "Pretrib Rapture Diehards," "Appendix F: Thou Shalt Not Steal," "The Rapture Index (Mad Theology)," and "Roots of (Warlike) Christian Zionism."
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