The CTRVHM Music Ministry Comeback

In honour of Jonathan Edwards's sermon 'Sinners in the hands of an angry God', I have penned a moving new Sunday morning special. I won't post the whole version here, just the chorus, which goes to the tune of Boney M - Brown Girl In The Ring:

If it weren't for Jesus
Tra-la-la-la-la
God would hate me
Tra-la-la-la-la-la

I know, tears are probably welling up in your eyes already; I obviously have an anointing for this.

The song, by the way, is called 'With Grinning Expectancy God's Finger Perpetually Hovers Over the Smite Button'.