TV clergy get theological

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Theological pronouncements of the most famous fictional TV clergy:


The Baby-Easting-Bishop of Barthenwells to Blackadder after having been drugged and morally 'compromised':

"You fiend. Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul minded perversity. Have you ever considered a career in the church?"
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Blackadder: Here we feast only on God's lovely turnip. Mashed.
The Puritan, Lady Whiteadder in response: Mashed?! Wicked child! Mashing is also the work of Beelzebub. For Satan saw God's blessed turnip and he envied it and mashed it to spoil its sacred shape.
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Father Jack Hackett (from Father Ted) to ... err ... anything that moves, and in this scene he is particularly desperate:

Drink … Women …Arse … Drink … Feck … Arse … Drink … Feck … Arse
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